This example of  "it only took 5 years to varnish the fuselage" is a Kirby Kite, and you have to admit it looks fantastic.  No idea how it performs or what it's wing span is, but frankly who cares?  This is real vintage stuff, and gets the Sifow seal of approval because who would dare criticize?  Other examples include the Minimoa and Govier.

The stunningly different  Fauvel AV22.  French.  Major benefits include not being able to forget to attach the tail plane.  I like the 'wow' factor.  No idea how the instructor gets in or out?  I presume s/he is added and removed as part of the rigging and de-rigging process.  If the Genesis team announce that they are bringing out a two seater, remember that you read about it here first!  Other weird stuff includes the 'Cumulus', which I am not convinced is that old at all.  There is a great web site all about the Fauvel at www.survol.cjb.net.  Thanks Christophe!

Now Sifow is all about not hankering after excess performance, but this is extreme.  Where do you put your LNav for a start?  This is a 'Primary' glider, 8:1 best glide..I just have to know what the longest XC in (on?) one of these is?  Wind in the hair!  And this dates back to an era when wanna-be pilots would happily spend the first 2 years digging their own hanger foundations just for the promise of a few hops.  Aye, those were the days.  Other gliders in this category include the Magic 1 and Atlas....drat, they were hang gliders!

Open cockpit, two seats, ah the joy of a T31.  This is not quite category 1 stuff but still gives you the fun of 'Cat 3' without the risk of piles.  Most clubs have a glider like this owned by at least 10 pilots (required for rigging) and flown only if it was left rigged from the previous day.  Actually I think a two seater, open cockpit glider is the ultimate form of gliding, so long as you can keep it rigged and don't land out.  Respect to the T31 (and T21 where you get to talk to your co-pilot and stand a chance of being heard).

5.  "Affordable Vintage stuff that gives you the full VGC treatment but without the 5 years to varnish the fuselage"

Grunau Baby...I think this could be the one for me!  Received this story from a Baby pilot called Barry (click on LZ-KB) ....now this IS a Sifow glider.. I love the line "if you can see it over the nose, it is out of gliding range"!;  Click on the top photo for the full details.  I like the idea of the bright colours rather than traditional vintage 'wood and dope' finish.

Where do you start, as soon as a wooden glider (or even first gen glass) starts to become unfashionable, it gets reborn as 'vintage'.  This yellow example is an Oly 2b.  The good news is that this category of gliders are spectacularly cheap and give you automatic passage into Sifowdom.  K6's are currently on the boarder of 'Cat 6', so start growing your beard now .  Don't buy your other half a new car, buy a one year old one and blow the savings on one of these...all those VGC parties and no need for goggles or Canadian Elm and dope!

Unpretentious (or, some ever so slightly unripe grapes from the aerodynamically disadvantaged)

In days when forest felt no threat, with GRP unheard of yet,
they built of things that lived and grew, like spruce and birch and casein glue.
And folk who flew then knew their place and didn't try to fly in t'face of Newtons laws
They understood the proper natural place for wood were on the ground
So didn't fly in vast triangles 'round the sky
At breakneck speed, but modest-like, at pace befitting t'average bike
Drifted downwind, admired the view, which seemed the proper thing to do
Wi'out undue, unseemly haste; In truth they were not built to race
And "wood has soul" will sometimes pass the lips of those 
Wi'out the brass for super high-performance glass

So we fly what we can afford, thankful to do so and applaud
As any decent fellow should, the unpretentiousness of wood.